Semi-private rp account || NSFW
“Aperture Laboratories is always looking to further the realm of science in all fields. I will say in some light amusement that we have an open door policy regarding the topic. We house a variety of biological hazards that are carefully utilized in a number of fun and educational experiments. According to several old, but relevant files dating back to prior to my start up, past experimentations with bio-organic lifeforms and the general populous of genetically and/or mechanically modified persons or creatures have hailed favorable results, and would have continued had there not been issues with fickle laws, regulations, various safety codes, and a depleting supply of monetary foundation. I suppose the minor issue of threat to the employees played some small role in the removal of these projects. Thusly, the more lively and volatile specimens have been sealed off behind a formidable layer of concrete.
“One could say it’s been a pending goal of mine to maybe indulge and reopen a few of those old projects and improve on them. However, if you were feeling utterly generous with projects of this nature, I’m sure the company would happily keep in touch with you regarding developments of interest as a result of your cooperation.”
The suspense is killing me. What is it?
What you are? You mean aside from a small, oddly-healthy zombie youth?
Luckily for you and your rather inconvenient sudden enthusiasm to be any ounce of helpful, we’re accepting applications. Sign a few menial things to humor me as far as my protocol goes, and we’ll begin your session immediately, starting with a brief explanation about a few of the elements you will be faced with. I’m sure I have something available to accomodate and challenge you nicely enough.
[[ That is a good thing to remember. ]]