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Thank you for reading this over.

It’s been about as fun as one could have while playing nice and easing up on the neurotoxin. Take that as you will. Actually, don’t. That last thing I want to do is boost your egos due to a miscommunication regarding my dry humor. That would be such a shame. For both of us, even. You would be deluded, and I would have to put up with you being deluded. Not that anything changes a lot, but it certainly isn’t made better. ]

diavolosme-deactivated20130722 waddled over and droned,

Miss me?

Not in the slightest.

But I would be lying if I said operations about the facility weren’t boring in your absence.

heyydevildante:

boundbyscience:

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You’re the old Devil Hunter so no affections until you’re the new one.

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After that, who knows. I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.

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bcwarchives waddled over and droned,

Oh, come on, it wasn't all that bad, me in charge! I found those two robots for you, didn't I? And--also made the mashy spike plate, another addition to science thanks to Wheatley Laboratories. Which is also a better name, by the way. Just flagging that up there. The test subjects loved it, thought I was brilliant. Not that I'd want to be back in charge, honestly. Lot of hassle, not really worth it. Ah, some more respect would be nice, though. Maybe stop using the m-word. Food for thought!

You know, the last time you told this joke, it was pretty funny. I’m afraid it’s lost its luster this time around though.

But you can rest assured I can be consistent in my own personal humor, and while your efforts are noted, my response is in the negative. You being in charge was the worst thing for this facility. You being here was and is currently still the worst thing for the facility.

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boundbyscience:

[MSG] Thank you Commander, while I am wary as you’re the sort to antagonize me at peculiar times, we see eye to eye [approx.] at least 75% of the time. With regards to EDI I’m sure it will be nothing sort of interesting.

[MSG] I only antagonize the ones I find particular interest in. You so happen to be lost within the crossfire. ( Most notably due to the fact I enjoy seeing you squirm. ) It's a fun time for all. Excluding yourself, of course. Ha. Ha. Mr. Moreau also says hello. He asks you care for his pigeons accordingly.

[MSG] I’ve never been fond of crossfire, but I suppose the same goes for you. The crossfire metaphor works just as well, how about that? Also, his pigeons are dead. I’ll hold a funeral, burn their carcasses, and send him the ashes in an urn. My responsibility for them runs dry after that.